I never liked Johnnie.

Because my friend has been having issues with the bottle, i've decided to come clean as well.

See, i'm a conservative girl. and conservative girls drink vodka. it's old-fashioned. it's a safety net. you can't go wrong with vodka. and there's many ways you can appreciate it. you can either have it with lime cordial and tonic or you can have it with ribena. you can even have it straight. like i said, it's fail-proof.

so, what i'm saying is...i like vodka. occasionally i'll throw in a bottle of Malibu as well. Malibu is fun. Malibu is great. but Malibu has a lower alcohol content so Malibu gets second place.

and then there's beer. i like beer too. especially hoegaarden. but if i'm feeling poor that day, i'll settle for a bottle of Corona or Toohey's Extra Dry. however, beer gives me gas. and makes me burp. a lot. a lot a lot a lot. deep rumbling burps that resonate from the bottom of the abdomen and slowly unfurls as it makes its way out the mouth. a masterpiece to witness...but still, quite embarassing when you're sitting at the table with your cousins watching you. so beer gets third place.

i'm not a whiskey person though. my perception of whiskey was horribly dashed one fine january night, when i was forced to glug two shots straight at room temperature. ever since then, i've not had the courage to stare whiskey in the eye.

however, tonight was an exception. Johnnie on the rocks.

sublime.

and i'm not only talking about the drink.

Johnnie on the rocks.

it's about time that surfer dude died.

[yesyesyes..i never said i was one to withstand peer pressure and stay fast by my opinion that the OC is a bimbotic wannabe teen series where guys perve on the actresses]