Take cover

today when i was driving along the NKVE, this black Matrix overtook me in what i can only describe as a death-defying stunt. on the back windscreen was this little square yellow tag which read DAMN.

then, when i was driving along Jalan Tun Sambanthan, another black Matrix squeezed itself in front of me even though it was quite blatant that by doing so, it would have a 78% chance of getting hit by me or the car adjacent to me. today was its lucky day. on the little triangle window at the back of the driver's seat was this little square yellow tag which read SHIT HAPPENS.

i'm normally not a superstitious person but i'm prepared to abandon all my preconceived notions and accept these as a sign of impending doom.