Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Welcome, Winter.

Dragging yourself out of bed at 6.30 am in freezing room temperatures of give-and-take 12-degrees-Celsius is bad...BUT!

Dragging yourself out of bed at 6.30 am in freezing room temperatures of give-and-take 12-degrees-Celsius AND THEN plonking your warm 37-degrees-Celcius bum on the icy cold plastic toilet seat is 10 times more worse!!!

Guantanamo Bay-style torture, yo! delivers all the emotional and physical trauma you need for a healthy start to your day...and it even makes you clasp your hands and pray to God that the temperature between the seat and your bum equilibrises FAST.

3 Comments:

At 6/1/06, 1:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the toilets here has a CERAMIC seat! Imagine that!!!

 
At 6/8/06, 10:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 7/23/06, 6:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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