Happy Chinese New Year!

Let me tell you a hilarious story.

Once upon a time there was a girl pursuing her tertiary education in sunny Sydney, Australia. After completing her second year of studies, she returned home for the summer holidays. Her whole three months was filled with fun and laughter and the occasional alcohol-infused nights but overall, it was good. However at the back of her mind she KNEW that she was destined to leave for sunny Sydney, Australia once more...her third year term starts on the 26th day of February and she reckoned that it'd be better if she returned a few days earlier to sort all her formal things out.

So she booked her return ticket for the 22nd day of February.

2 weeks before she was due back in sunny Sydney, Australia...a comrade from her university informed her that term only begins on the 5th day of March.

Doom. Catastrophe. Disaster.

She rushed on to the university website and there it was, glaring at her, mocking at her even...

Semester Dates:
Lectures begin: 5 March 2007.

Doom. Catastrophe. Disaster.

Hahahanghackafalskfnwegasfakjsdnak*chokes on own blood*

I think I shall now proceed to bang my head against the wall. kthx.