Defamation.

This sent me into psychotic fits of laughter...I could hardly control myself. It was so bad, I fell out of my bed.

No, seriously.

I fell out of my bed.

"...saying how hopeless is the 'hood..we've tried to work it out with the weirdest and funniest people...like xxx with a BLOB...me and OLD MAN...you and RANDOM DUDES...but still even these don't work..!!

It's as though we should just stop living in denial and start saving up for a house for us soon..."

That was when I fell out of bed. The doubling-up-and-clutching-at-stomach action made me lose my balance momentarily.

OK, first, I feel I should clarify something.

'...you and RANDOM DUDES...'

Hah. Haha. Hahaha. There's no such thing as me and random dudes. What utter bollocks. And lest you forget and start ooh- and ahh-ing, I'm Catholic. So there's no way in Catholic hell that Jesus and my mom will allow me to have random dudes.

It's as simple as that.