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And so ends my first semester of my second year as an esteemed student of a highly proclaimed institute of education, Sydney University. albeit rather lacklustrely...but we all can't be choosers, can we?

with the sounding of the all-magical gong (the one which only you can hear) when your lecturer clocks in the last few seconds of your final presentation...all you can do is heave a great sigh of relief, clasp your hands and repeat a silent prayer to MaryMotherofGod. prayers of thanks for making it through the semester without actually failing any assessments. heck, prayers of thanks for maintaining the bar at Credits and beyond.

that's it folks, now all i have to do it wait around for the exams to come and deliver that lasting blow to my ego.

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The impending World Cup; where the race of men is rendered helpless and pathetic infront of the device that we call Television. and then, there are the Live Matches, Reruns, Second-to-second Commentary and finally, WeirdButTrueBehavioursAsSeenDuringWorldCup. i'm talking grown men. crying. but then, heck, i've never been much of a voyeur on the topic that is football. i don't know who Gerrard or Lampard is. i only know David Beckham and that's cos he married a Spice Girl and is alleged to be oh-so-cute. and i know that the only time i ever talk about football is to antagonize their fans. "MU ROCKS" to Arsenal fans...and "ARSENAL KICKS ASS" to MU fans. i like seeing their reaction. they explode. it's funny.

tch.

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global warming. hate to break it to you greenies and left-wing Marxists out there...there is no such thing as global warming. sure, the earth is warming up. sure, the average temperature on our planet has risen by half a degree Celsius. but the effects aren't significant enough to warrant the hysteria that some people have about the environment. don't worry...the penguins are safe.

scientific experiments have shown that glaciers are actually increasing in size. if you must know, the earth is actually entering another ice-age and the only thing stopping it from doing that is the amount of carbon dioxide in the air...which isn't all that significant to begin with. but i shall not bore you with such talk. greenies, think twice before you condemn the fossil fuel industry that is responsible for providing you the quality of life that you're so used to now.

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my life is boring. i actually find pleasure in observing drill cores and discussing about 22 grown men getting all excited over a ball. pathetic.

i meant, me.