damn right.

FOR SALE:

One USB Connective Wire for Samsung YP-F1 mp3 player.
Excellent condition.
3 months old.
Price negotiable.

. . .

I lost my Samsung YP-F1 mp3 player.
DOOOOM!! DISASTER!! FAMINE!! WAR!! PESTILENCE!!
*sobs*
and it just turned 3 months old 10 days ago.
and there were so many happy things that i wanted to blog about...but this overrides it all. this black wave has drowned every single happy-bubbly-chirpy-rainbow-puppies-and-butterflies-thought from my mind...all i can think of now is how lost and alone my little player is without me around. and it's winter!! it's gonna be cold!! howhowhow??

tiu...and i just recharged the damned batteries last night.

. . .

ok...maaaybe i'm not that bothered by it. somehow my brain has developed a resistance to such events. it has to. it's called evolution.

ev·o·lu·tion
n.
a continuing process of change from one state or condition to another; usually a gradual development to a more complex or better form.

my brain has evolved a feedback mechanism to dealing with the loss of personal items. whenever it happens, my body releases hormones [only i have] which are picked up as signals by the brain. the brain then sends impulses all over to tell me to chill, it's just a fcuking mp3 player for gawd's sakes STOP BAWLING YOUR EYES OUT! at which i point i stop crying...not that i cried just now.

i can honestly say, the collective monetary value of all the items that i have lost in my whole 20 years will have amounted to RM100 000.00 to this day. Note how i didn't say RM1 000 000.00 or RM 1 000 000 000 000 000.00 because that would be ridiculous and i'm not trying to exaggerate. i'm trying to state a fact here. so yes..i would have lost RM100 000.00 on items alone, money which could have been invested on such better things like, my education for example, or more alcohol/beer at Lowenbrau, or food, or, better yet, backpacking around Europe.

Items which i have lost:

Countless books...i don't even bother keeping track now. [this hurts the most because books are MY LIFE]

2 handphones...one got stolen [technically lost lar!! it's not with me anymore right?] and another one fell into the jamban. the squatting kind. at a shopping centre. in Kajang. no help. NO HELP!

Music CDs...they just seem to walk away. i don't understand. they just DISAPPEAR.

Watches...very popular especially when i was a kid and still in my kicking-a-football-in-the-padang-with-the-boys days...just strip them off, chuck them on the grass and watch them walk away from your life.

Jewellery...defies logic, really.

Wallet...i'm talking about a full wallet with CASH inside. thrice. very painful. especially when you're a kid and that 10 bucks you had could buy you ice-cream. heaps of ice-cream. the nice kind. not 20cent ones.

Cards...IDD call-cards, bus-pass cards, library-print cards. library cards [gotta pay to replace..cb]. All still relatively full with cash.

Samsung YP-F1 mp3 Player...damn it!! DAMN IT!!! HOT DAMN IT!!!!

. . .

ok...reviewing the list now, i think maybe the collective monetary value of items lost is closer to RM 50 000.00 than RM 100 000.00 lar. so i overestimated by 100%. i never said i'm gonna be an accountant [although i hear that an accountant who overestimates is highly-sought by some] or a statistician.

heartpainheartpain.

but i swear...i think i must've lost WAY more items than those stated above. i KNOW my 3rd favourite phrase after "Let's GO!" and "What the hell...?" is "SHIT IT'S GONE!!"...

damndamndamn.

. . .

DAMN FRUSTRATED NOW!
ehehe..no lar. not that 'damn' lar. just a little fedap.
if you're interested in buying the cable, let me know.
i offer you good price.