Final straw.

this is me, blogging from a computer in Badham library. this is where i intend to stay until i get kicked out, which will be in approximately 5 hours time, now being 2.20 p.m. how shameless.

i'm determined to stay here until the lights go out in order to finish this report on the mutualism between ants and acacia trees, which has so far refused to WRITE ITSELF UP and also rebuking all attempts made on my part to placate and succor that stubborn, STUBBORN nature. however, i am a peaceful and gentle soul at heart thus i have resolved not to subject it to brute force. but, as they say, patience has its limits.

anyway, this is me, sending out a plea to all existing couples in the universe:

Please, if you're in the library, for decency's sake, DO NOT kiss and make loud lip-smacking noises in front of other patrons. Soft gentle sighs and moaning noises are also a no-no. This is very distracting for the person(s) sitting beside you and can potentially drive her/him/them up the wall and turn her/him/them in to a mean, cold and bitter unloving bitch(es) or bastard(s).

If the throes of passion has caught you and there's no possible escape from it, then please, move into the discussion room at the back of the library. I walked past it just a few minutes ago and it was empty. A perfect place to indulge the senses.

So once again, please...DO NOT engage in public shows of affection in the library. It is very quiet in here. You may think that you've got the volume under control, but trust me, EVERYONE heard/will hear you.

Thank you.
Melanie.