This happened at 12.08 a.m.

[Edit: it is now 1.46 a.m. and there's a huge bruise on my elbow...and an even uglier bruise on my knee!!!! i look like a victim of leprosy.]

Oh fuck. this is so embarassing..too embarassing but i just have to blog about it!

for the first time ever i fell out of my hammock while attempting to climb in to it.

sat on it. swung both legs over and in to it. tried to adjust position by heel-ing myself upwards. lost my balance. swerved to the right. BAM on to the floor with my laptop still in hand and a loud and resounding OHFUCK!.

slammed my right elbow, right knee (basically my whole right side) and a corner of my laptop (SHITTTE!). then found myself lying on the floor. dusty, mind you, cos i haven't had the time to sweep it yet.

asfoairhgjaoirganawtfknnbccbagnaounrgandsnmhcb!($@*$(!#!
OWWWW!

my right knee hurts!!!!! *cries*

thank god i tied my hammock low...it's only 5 cm above ground. THANK GOD.

but still embarassing, nontheless.