Thursday, March 31, 2005

boo hoo..

I have been accused of neglecting my blog… no names will be mentioned but SHE knows who SHE is, doesn’t SHE? I love mysteries.

Anyway, sorry but yes, I believe that I’ve not been as diligent as before… but hey! Don’t accuse me KFC-buying girl… (she knows)

Yea… here’s the juice… I believe that I’ve done something wrong to the fair city of Sydney in my past lifetime… maybe I was an illegal koala hunter, shooting down those eucalyptus-eaters like leaves falling in autumn. Or maybe I was the evil spirit urging John Howard to ignore the Kyoto Protocol. Either way, I’m paying for it now.

In my first week of uni, my purse nearly got nicked by this drunken homeless sod of a young man. I won’t delve into details but just know in your heart that I retaliated and got branded as an Accuser. Yes, he didn’t manage to steal anything at the end of the day. Poor thing.

In the second week of uni, whilst I was traveling onboard the 620 back to Cherrybrook, some unhappy office worker evidently with a lot of free time and not enough money to buy a decent folder decided to take mine together with all my priceless notes. I’ve still not gotten over that. And I swear, I didn’t drop my file anywhere… it was gone from where I left it.

In the third week, the heavens decided to open up and lash its fury onto the citizens of the fair city. It was rain, wind, cold, wind, cold, rain, wind, cold over and over again. It was then that I lost my umbrella. Yea, ok, maybe it was my fault. Absent minded little me. Society might blame it on me but I blame it on the totalitarian consumerism attitude (what the hell did I just say??) of Myer and QVB. It was their fault. They hung up all those “SALES!” signs… still in the third week. I went on board the wrong train. It’s stupid, I know but here me out. The platform showed the destination that I was to go but the train brought me somewhere else. Strange but true. I swear.

I’m just wondering. What will the fourth week of uni have in store for me?


oh yea.. that's the reason why i have posted two new blogs in one night... good ey?

3 Comments:

At 4/2/05, 3:26 AM, Blogger -xander- said...

HAHAHA!! andy told me everything bout the pickpocket guy!! man ur very blur to actually let him open ur bag zip without noticing..and kinda dumb to retaliate.. wat if he's armed??

 
At 4/11/05, 1:17 AM, Blogger tammeegoreng said...

totalitarian consumerism???????

 
At 4/15/05, 10:03 AM, Blogger ..melanie.. said...

yes..totalitarian consumerism...
i dunno..it's the junk that everyone in uni likes to say... stuff like
leftist-anarchist-supporter
or
social-anarchronist-blah-blah..
serious.. they've got a club here by that name.
and no.. it might seem dumb now but it wasn't then... i bet you would have done it too

 

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