What your mother never told you.

I'm sure when all of us were kids, our parents would have told us stories...in hopes of moulding us into right-and-true pillars for a society into which we would one day be a part of.

Oh, you know, stories like...

'Girl, you should never run around with scissors or you'll trip, stab yourself in the heart and die.'

Or maybe,

'Boy, you should finish all the rice on your plate..or else your wife will have as many pimples as the grains of rice you've wasted...then you'll be so heartbroken you'll die.'

Or how about,

'Eh girl, stop jumping around after your dinner or else the rice will jump out of your stomach...you'll get appendicitis and die.'

But of course, there's the classic one..

'Boy, don't swallow the watermelon seeds or you'll grow watermelons from the top of your head and DIE!'

But i'm sure..oh-so-sure that your parents forgot to tell you this one most important story! Never EVER keep soft toys in your car because they will come to life and do some Wong-Fei-Hong-esque flying kick at you while you're driving AND I SWEAR TO GOD YOU.WILL.DIE!

Characters to watch out for: Tarepanda and Hello Kitty-male version.



Although you can't really tell from her expressions because all you can see is her curly hair, but let me assure you that the scene in-situ was pretty horrific. That Tarepanda...he's one mean dude who never gives up.



Poor Poh Leng, she had to learn it the hard way. R.I.P.