The first 21st.

This is for the benefit of The One who is currently residing in Hawaii.

See...you never think it's real until it happens to you. What was once a conspiracy thought to have been cooked up by the Greater Beings is actually just a simple biological process: Getting Old. And when i say Getting Old..i mean..HoleyShots-Turning-21-Oh-Great-Balls-of-Fire kinda Getting Old. When you've gotta shop for the perfect 21st birthday present; running out of brainjuice thinking what to buy, what would be most meaningful, to make or not to make...well..it just hits you.

It's one small step for Father Time and one big leap into the eternal chasm of wrinkles, short term memory loss, saggy skin, menopause and thinning hair for you. sigh.

So kudos to Lam Pui Yan, who turns 21 today...although that cheat celebrated her 21st on the 1st of January...damn wei..it's like..she can't wait to get old or something..pfft.

Yet again..visual aid:




You know that myth where your parents hand you this symbolic key on your 21st birthday for you to wear around your neck? To symbolise that you're an adult now and that you've got freedom? It's a LIE. There is NEVER freedom from parents.

oh..we were staring at her 'key'.

Here's another interesting fact: All the girls in the collage are single. oh wait..except the birthday girl. And the one in green on the right in the lower left hand corner; her current status is still unclear. But the rest are. So any single and good-looking guys out there, don't be shy. Drop us a line when you're in Kajang, ok?

Ironically though, if i ever had a son, i'll tell him to stay away from Kajang girls.


So there you have it, you Hawaiian..no one's really changed much.

And to Lam Pui Yan..HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!!

and and...to the masses..i'm sorry..i know the earthquake in Taiwan has caused mass chaos on the internet scene what with slow connection rates and all. and here i am posting pictures. sigh. i can only tell you that this is not the end.