whilst i was out jogging this evening, there was this fly keeping me company. and by that, i mean that as i was jogging, it kept buzzing around me, keeping pace with my strides. no matter how many times i flicked and waved it away.

it matched my speed, and it did my distance.

i can only think of two possible explanations for this phenomenon:

1. i was running fucking slow.

or

2. australian flies will rise to become the next super-species during the advent of the demise of the human race.

frankly, i've got my money on the latter.

p.s. yes. the flies are here.