Thursday, January 05, 2006

Curious Cats Die.

It's a wonder how much entertainment a cat can provide within a duration of 30 minutes.

I was laughing so hard that it was getting tough for me to hold on to my soup spoon and eat my bowl of noodles.

Poor cat. Of the 3 of us sitting at the table...you HAD to go mess around with the fiercest one of all...Even after one of us threw you a piece of fried lard from the Hokkien mee...you STILL had to go razzle Her nerves...poor you. May you have learnt your lesson after tonight.

Phrase-of-the-night:

"Ma de....Sei Yeh...Sei Mauu..Chau Hoi Lar!! WARGHARGHHHH!!!!" *roars in rage*

Loosely translated...it will sound something like this:

"Mother...Damn Thing...Damn Cat...Go away!!! WARGHARGHHHH!!!!" *roars in rage*

don't mess with Her.

4 Comments:

At 1/5/06, 3:33 AM, Blogger Peanutxz said...

well said...and u should elaborate more on how she swears when she's pissed at sumthing...

p.s- i know clearly who u mean...and i've encountered even nastier situations with fouler swears!! LOL!

 
At 1/5/06, 3:35 AM, Blogger ..melanie.. said...

hahahaha

yes..i was COMPLETELY surprised..i always thought she was the Cool type..hahahaha

ok..i know what to do when she pisses me off. stick a cat in front of Her face.

hahahaha

no..i didn't mean that.

 
At 1/6/06, 3:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut up. how dare you make fun of the Almighty Her, the ultimate CAT-HATER?




cats should be skinned alive then being poked in the eyes with a hot sharp metal bar before being put into the blender. all this should be done when, yes, the cats are still breathing and very much concious.

 
At 1/7/06, 6:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

blek!

 

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