Fruit of the Loins

Aren't babies cute? I certainly think they're the greatest... Innocent-looking-come-ere-an-give-me-a-cuddle-you-won't-mind-even-if-i-poop creatures that the Almighty God created... to give entertainment to the world...

Seriously.. i can't help myself.. i turn into some human jello and my voice goes all Sailormoon-cartoonish and gains a couple of octaves higher everytime i encounter a baby... even though i'm 19 years old.. i'm still capable of baby-talk.. well. nothing embarassing about it..


Me and Yung-yung.. acting all mommy-like... look at his grouchy lil face!!

Anyways.. what i'm trying to say is that i just encountered 2..not 1... really cute babies yesterday.. they were actually Elaine's nephews..only about 4 months old.. SO CUTE!! They're called Theng Yung (the Grouchy baby) and Wei Junn (Always looking down) .. Yung-yung and Junn-junn!! the darlingest darlingest babies i've ever seen...!! Just wanna squeeze and cuddle and cuddle and squeeze them... argh.. i'm gonna be charged with child abuse soon...

Yung-yung is a grouchy looking baby.. look at him! hahahaha.. the first time i saw him.. he was frowning and staring hard at the tv.. he's always frowning.. hahaha.. but he's face is so round.. like a moon.. little Buddha.. lil fattie..


Me and Yung-yung... the fattie lil grouchy ol baby...so small and cute!!

Junn-junn is the happy-go-lucky one.. he's the blur one.. hahaha.. easily satisfied... he's always looking down and gurgling and smiling to himself.. but his eyes are alawys trained on the floor.. looking for gold.. anyways.. while i was carrying him.. he did a poo-poo... hahahah.. i could feel the little bubbles against his diapers.. luckily there was no smell.. an experience of a lifetime..


Best picture of Junn-junn.. look at the chubby cheeks!! i think he was starting to dribble..


Me, Yung and Tammy..all cuties.. everyone of us.. see?? he's still grouchy..


Teeny tiny small face.. hahahaha.. i bet i can gobble him up... Yung-yung aah!

Later in the night.. we went to the biggest pasar malam that i've ever seen in my life.. the Connaught Pasar Malam.. see? it deserves its capital letters.. it's THAT good.. it was a girl's- night-out anyways... me, tammy, elaine and abby.. AND WE HAD FUN!! hahahaha..ate and ate at the pasar malam..(i spent nearly all my money on food..rm30 dollars worth!!!), bought some really cheap and cool earrings.. and then we went to minum at Da Chong's (encountered a spooky toilet scenario..not gonna mention it).. LATER.. we brought Tammy to see Ah Kua...


The honey rock candy man.. check out his whole big slab of hony-ed candy..!! i bought a packet.. it was so good!!


Little tiny apam baliks.. they called it taiwanese crepes.. with weird stuff inside.. quite cute though..

Hahahaha.. this needs a whole paragraph.. see... we went to check out the Ah Kuas that were haunting the streets of Kajang.. it was about 12.30 am.. anyways.. there we were.. cruising the streets in Elaine's gold Atos.. when we spotted a whole bunch of them standing at the crossroads.. it was so funny.. they were powdering their faces.. looking all pretty and stuff.. it was really cool cos some of them actually had great body shapes.. even better than mine.. DARN IT and long flowing hair.. then we went round and round the same spot always staring and ogling at them.. until they noticed us and on the 4th round.. one of them threw a packet of limau ais at the car.. with PERFECT AIM! serious shit.. that scared the shit out of everyone of us.. all we heard was this thump..

GOSH!! it was the first time i saw an agressive ah kua.. usually they're quite passive.. but anyways.. it was really a riot.. we were all laughing so hard in the car.. we couldn't stop.. when we got out, we saw a wet spot on elaine's car.. poor thing.. it's marked out... beware.. they fight back... hahahahaha...

Then tonight we went to pick up David.. my older-by-7-years cousin...


DAVID!! With his first Malaysian ais kacang..complete with ice cream..

hahaha...i'll tell you a funny story about him.. he's from Australia..born and bred there.. anyways, i went to Oz for a holiday when i was about 2+ .. and we were in some themepark la, Wonderland i think.. anyways.. here we were .. a wee lil innocent 2+ old me and David, a towering 9 year-old playing on the rides... suddenly, he decides to be a bully and didn't want to share a game with me.. well.. i did what all 2+ year-olds do.. i bit him on the tummy until it bled.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! that's the funniest.. it's the most memorable and poignant memory i have of him... always kena bully by his female cousins be they big or small... hahaha.. aaww.. but he's a nice guy.. aren't you, David?

Tip of the Day: Do not provoke Ah Kuas..