Boring post aka my aspirations.

WARNING.

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who are easily aggravated or offended.
who are associated with PETA in any way.
who are animal lovers.
who believe they are on a higher moral ground than others.
who are prone to epileptic seizures (Very important: video contains slight but highly irritating strobing lights).
under 18.

if you are neither of the above and feel like spending the next 2 minutes and 23 seconds of your life in a productive and educational manner, then by all means, click the Play button my friend!



sorry la, i have absolutely zero material to write about. and when i say zero, i mean ZERO until i have to resort to such cheap entertainment in an attempt to post something up. cheap thrill man cheap thrill when the scissors goes crunch crunch crunch. all i want to do is get over the next 2 weeks as fast as possible and fucking fly home.

ahhh...you know what i wanna do when i reach home?

come come, i tell you.

i am gonna eat my ass off. i don't care. i'm gonna eat dim sum and pan mee and chicken rice and char kuey teow and pan mee and satay and nasi lemak ayam special from Murni's and yong tau foo and lam mee and the whole suite of klang seafood and claypot chicken rice FUCK LA THE WHOLE OF MALAYSIA I DON'T CARE!

then right then right, i wanna travel! i wanna go to Malacca, Penang, Langkawi, Bangkok and maybe Fraser's Hill or Cameron Highlands whichever is colder/cheaper. holiday la road trip!!! whoever wanna join FEEL FREE TO TELL ME!

and then right and then right! i wanna go clubbing and drinking and drink until i beh tahan pass out at the side of the longkang outside Maison or Luna Bar or whatever bar/club that is the happening spot at the moment. but of course, pass out oni la...not until like throw up and embarass myself no no no that won't do. i have the whole itinerary planned out:

Monday is designated rest day.
Tuesday is Luna bar day cos it's Ladies' Night la.
Wednesday is Mambo Jambo@Zouk.
Thursday is Maison.
Friday is Lap Sap.
Saturday is Tag@Loft or Velvet whatever i don't care as long as can dance and drink.
Sunday is chilling day at whichever bar that will take me cos by that time my feet sure damn pain from wearing my heels...need to sit down and recuperate and rehydrate myself la.

ya..that's what i'm gonna do when i get home i don't care.