Melby invasion

Alright..i don't have much time so listen and listen good...the first of the Melbies will be touching down at Sydney International Airport tonight at approximately 8.35pm...it's the invasion of the Melbies...they're coming this holidays..they're coming for me...it will start off with Linda, then it'll be Daniel...SSH! Just listen!! i told you, don't have much time...
they're coming for me..they said that they were coming in peace...they were all like "our only targets are the multitudes of cafes and shopping malls and touristy spots"..but it's a lie...it's all a cover-up..they mean to take over the world wearing their business suits and holding folders..insidious, i know...and i've gotta prepare myself..did you get all that?? good..if you don't find a new post within one week..i want you to run away..as fast as you can...run for the hills wherever..just run...and inform the world...the world needs to know that the invasion of the Melbies have begun...if not, that'll be it for you...that'll be it for you..you'll be serving the remainder of your lives working at 9-5 jobs chained to a 2x3 desk...

wait..i think i hear the car coming...i've gotta go..you've been warned!